The sun’s crest peaked over the horizon as Jerry slammed his trunk shut and stepped onto the course, armed to the gills with clubs and a scorecard.Dew glistened on every blade of grass. Alone, Jerry squared his shoulders and teed off. He watched his first shot drop half a foot inside the deep rough, bent down, grabbed [...]

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Fred always blurts out the best comebacks.
“How’s your Mom, Fred?” “Dumb as a mule and twice as stubborn.” He delights in the art of cutting others down, without discrimination. When questioned about anything, Fred spews an adverse slant. “How was your weekend, Fred?” “It came after the week, is about all I can say,” he [...]

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